The Hoedown is a Tank-like vehicle used by the Geathjerk Federation Supreme Armada.
The heavy armor-plating acts like a front-shield to its mobile cannon making it mostly invulnerable to direct attacks. It fires large spiked balls from its cannon, and will charge to run the player over, or leap to smash it's opponents.
Even though the Hoedown is very large, it is extremely fast and maneuverable making it a worry challenge to the Wonderful Ones.
Despite being heavily armored, the Hoedown does possess a weak spot. When charging, leaping, or shooting cannons, the most effective defense is the Unite Guts, which will reflect the Hoedown's cannons back at it, damaging it's shield. While charging and leaping, Unite Guts will knock the Hoedown over, revealing its weak spot. Alternately, Unite Hammer can be used to break through the Hoedown's shield.
The Raydown is a variation of the Hoedown equipped with a laser cannon instead of a regular cannon; this laser can be reflected back at it with the Unite Sword.
The Gehdown fires bombs and has a spike covered shield that resists most Unite Morph attacks. Defeating it requires either the use of Unite Whip to remove its shield or Unite Gun to fire its bombs back at it. It can also shoot bombs which fall from above.
The Dough-Kun is like a Hoedown that floats, but without the shield.
- If the player is unable to dodge the Hoedown, when it charges to run to the Wonderful Ones, then the characters (especially the leader the player chooses) are flatten to the ground in a classic cartoon fashion.